Neuschwanstein Castle Schwangau, Germany
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
What is your Steampunk Name ?
PROFESSOR VIOLET ADDLECHILD.
you know i said that with a fake english pompous accent
Duchess Josephine Addlechild
not bad tbh
i’d go by Duchie Jo
BaronessViscount Violet Theodore Rumblechild
Captain Ursula Worthingtopper
I have the worst one!
Lady Fanny Wake Child
Vancouver: Never before have I been in a city that was as able and eager to strike up a conversation.
harry goes to therapy. yes, that sounds appropriate.
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it